Monday, October 31, 2011

from the Crow's Nest ...





The Wired Generation: - I

X, Y are talking.
X – “Arey! Yesterday I met P…”
Y (thinking) – “Okkkk .. FB pe … “
X – “We had a good conversation … “
Y (thinking) – “Oh … FB Chat pe .. “
X – “ He introduced me to 2 of his friends .. “
Y (thinking) – “Oh ho … Now I get it .. FB group me subscribed hai dono .. wahi pe baatein kar rahe the sab milke …”
X – “But then 2 of his female classmates came and dragged them away…”
Y opened her mouth …
Y – “But how can they drag someone away on FB chat?”
X – “Who told you anything about FB chat? We bumped into each other at the college gate”……


The Wired Generation: - II

X – “Arey madam Namaste! … When did you come back from abroad?”
Y – “Arey long back .. 2 months its going to be now…”
X – “You never told me … “
Y – “Arey couldn’t tell you coz I never found you online in the meantime … “


The Wired Generation: - III

Husband – “Arey where were you? I was frantically  searching for you. Looked up in FB, Orkut, Gmail .. couldn’t find you …”
Wife – “Arey Twitter pe toh dia tha … Did you check there? “
Husband – “Oops … 1 sec … Missed out on that .. “
The screen read – “@Big Girl Now: Going to washroom .. be back in 5 secs. … #toilet 

the wired generation .....  or weird maybe ... !!